Kris Kringle’s Christmas Listicle 2K18



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It’s a helluva time for many, and it hits like a Billy Bass flapping off the wall and slapping you in the face with its tail.

What feels like an infinite amount of time ruminating over gifts to secure for loved ones, quickly passes as weeks, days, hours and seconds all descend upon a drunken haze resembling Christmas morning which frees you from the shackles of ye olde Saint Nick.

So I thought to myself “what can I do to help the masses?”.

Probably not much, but I’m gonna recommend some things that I think could help you fill the tree or stockings for ya Christmas morn’ you filthy animals.

PlayStation Classic – $169.00

If you were around during the first release of the PlayStation and you had to rely on others to purchase you the console, well now you can buy your very own for Christmas morning!

Even better, you’ll get 20 games with it, an extra controller and on-board memory so you don’t need a memory card for it!

ABSOLUTE BARGAIN REALLY! And no disappointing letdown when you get more socks and boxers.

BUY HEREMighty Ape

Spider-Man: Into The Spider-Verse – The Art Of The Movie – $50.00


Yes it’s a goddamn book.

A goddamn book for what I think is THE BEST ANIMATED FEATURE THIS YEAR (review here).

Collecting concept art, sketches, storyboards and exclusive commentary from the creators, this book will show you just how they got that bloody beautiful art style running off the screens and into your heart.

BUY HEREMighty Ape

Ochaco Uraraka (Hero Suit Ver.) – PVC Figure – $300.00


It’s gonna be wild that one of the costliest things on this list is gonna be a statue of this year’s best girl, Ochaco Uraraka, but here we are.

Striking onomatopoeia represents her quirk activation, while a removable helmet changes her from best girl to hero girl quicker than you can say “All-Might!”.

And what more could you ask for really. Oh…a better release date, but just give them a card to tide them by until then.

BUY HEREMighty Ape

Fortnite Battle Royale – Rainbow Smash Roleplay Replica – $130.00

Look…Fortnite is currently unstoppable so just accept that.

So the best way to deal with it is by buying all related merch to this new idol and what better way to do that, than by buying the awesome Rainbow Smash pick-axe replica!

I honestly can’t think of anything better…

BUY HEREMighty Ape

Super Smash Bros. Ultimate – $99.00


If you haven’t played Super Smash Bros. at any time during your life, then you’ve missed out on one of the most fun nostalgia trips through Nintendo’s, and now others, storied pasts.

Plus beating the heck out of your siblings in this fighting classic is always fantastic.

BUY HEREMighty Ape

Xbox One Wireless Controller – PUBG Limited Edition – $99.00

I can’t remember if this is the anti-grease one, but regardless, if you have a Royale-loving family member needing a new controller for their Xbox or Windows device, this’ll do the trick.

So much so that it includes Bluetooth so you can get rid of those yuck wires in your life; You don’t need that kind of drama around you.

BUY HEREMighty Ape

The Legend Of Zelda: Breath Of The Wild – Creating A Champion Hero’s Edition – $218.00



But this book comes with a spirit orb, which means you can finally start your journey as the Hero of Hyrule.

You’ll just need 100’s more to finish the job, but ehhhhh…you can do it!

BUY HEREMighty Ape

Playstation Plus Memberships – VARIES

Most people don’t realise you need PS+ to play games online, but you do. It was a smart way of offsetting server costs to the consumer, considering it was the products purchased using it!

But at the same time, we’ve already invested so much, right?!

So that’s why you get free monthly games which are bloody stellar and give you more games that you might have time to play eventually!

BUY HERE – Online and instore


It probably didn’t help, but hey…let’s think that it did.

Because it’s Christmas and Christmas loves you.


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