I don’t know about you, but my social feeds have been THIRSTY.
Thirsty for what exactly though? I mean, it’s not like horny on main isn’t some unusual phenomenon for the internet.
But this particular event…I was seeing it EVERYWHERE.
“WHERE IS MY ANIMAL CROSSING NINTENDO SWITCH YOU COWARDS?!”
With the announcement of a new Animal Crossing game coming to Nintendo’s flagship console, the community turned into an orgy of wants and needs. I don’t know if this is because of how the game itself works, but demands were high for every version of the game and its iconography under the sun.
I mean, just look at this Ultimate Combo for the Switch and Switch Lite from Hori:
Or this Isabelle Mega Mocchi Plush:
And countless other things. COUNTLESS. But this isn’t what the people wanted. This isn’t what got the people going.
No…it was the Switch they coveted.
Please ignore this tweet:
Nintendo please make a special edition Nintendo Switch/Lite for Animal Crossing: New Horizons.
– A desperate fan.
— Josue Ponce (@HeyJosuePonce) January 12, 2020
And on this final day of January for New Zealand; A January that many said was one of the longest January’s, we saw Nintendo make the announcement:
A #NintendoSwitch system inspired by #AnimalCrossing: New Horizons is on the way! With unique Joy-Con controllers, custom design on the back, and special Nintendo Switch dock, it’s the perfect way to start your island life. Available 20/3 for $469.95.https://t.co/nh8nRk4PFp pic.twitter.com/twkwKkCPtn
— Nintendo AU NZ (@NintendoAUNZ) January 31, 2020
And it even has a case and screen protector being released on the same day.
Sporting a unique design inspired by New Horizons, the pattern on the rear of the console is paired with a set of saucy green and blue Joy-Con controllers that are creamy white on the back. Colored wrist straps apply so you can hold the Joy-Cons firmly, leading to a finished-in-white Nintendo Switch dock that features the sommovab*tch Tom Nook and the Nooklings, Timmy and Tommy.
With this console, players can take their island life with them in style.
Players like Brie Larson apparently:
— Brie Larson (@brielarson) January 31, 2020
Honestly, you just don’t know who is going to be horny on main for Animal Crossing.
You can pre-order the Nintendo Switch Animal Crossing: New Horizons Limited Console right now.